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Exclusive: Matt Cutts on on How To Rank #1

Since the infamous Panda update, and now the Penguin attack, all sorts of marketers are running scared worried another animal-inspired update will come out and eat them. Well, if you didn’t know, Matt “Alligator” Cutts is the Chief C*ck Blocker at Google, and his job is to make sure nothing gets past Google’s quality filters. This is a good thing, because it ensures that real content is showing first, right? Either way, doesn’t mean we can’t poke some fun at him. From the Google folks at Sam Applegate comes this … umm… informative video on how to Rank #1 on Google, always. Really. No, Really.

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17 comments

  1. I came here thinking he really did give this answer. This is way better. Much more enjoyable. Favorite quote, “we look to links to porn sites”.

  2. Got to love it. Great information. I will make sure that I am following everything that he uhh, uhhhm, uhh said.

  3. Glad you enjoyed it guys. Thanks for the mention!

  4. haha matt cutts revealed a lot of things how to rank 1st on Google search engine. :)

  5. I was thinking that I would absolutely rank #1 on Google after watching this video. I knew I had seen this guy’s videos before. What I didn’t know is that he had so many that someone could create a video collage of him.

  6. After some time they will introduce another algorithm and this trick fails ..I can only say Matt cutt Sucks!!

  7. I’ll impliment these suggestions immediately :-)

  8. I had to laugh at this one. I guess this is about as close as Google will get us to the big secret every internet marketer wants to know.

    Thanks for the humor.

  9. I like how he is cupping his man breasts in the freeze frame before I start the video.

  10. I have been using Matt’s advice and have been ranking for every single keyword I targeted. You should listen to him!…

    What a bunch of crap!…

  11. Nice post! GA is also my biggest earning. However, it

  12. Hi there, Is that real Satrap? I think I must check it out if is real..

  13. haha, that was really funny. excellent mash-up and many thanks to Sam Applegate:)

  14. This guy is Annoying.

  15. More informative than his usual videos

  16. I don’t know why most marketer fear about any recent Google update.If you keep your on -page SEO right and sprinkle one or two backlinks then you are game with Google ranking.

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